Lee is not into taking risks, okay?
He's got a couple of guys, he's been dealing with them for years.
They're reliable, they're dependable, and they're safe.
"Riddle me this, Batman".
If you're so much in love, what are you doing here?
I'm sure you've got better things to do than hanging around on a roller coaster.
Your guy is interested because with that much shit...
he could play Joe-fucking-Hollywood until the wheels come off.
He can sell it, he can snort it...
he can play Santa Claus with it.
At the price he's paying he'll be able to throw it around.
He'll be everybody's best friend.
I'm not putting him down.
It's his money, let him do what he wants.
But don't expect us to hang around...
waiting for you guys to grow some guts, all right?
Jesus.
Yeah, hello.
Hi, Lee.
Elliot, it's Sunday. Can you tell me why I'm talking to you on Sunday?
Don't I see enough of you all week?
I'm with that party that you wanted me to get together with, Lee.
You know who I'm talking about?
I don't believe this. Why are you talking to me...
on my phone about that?
Well, because I'm standing with the guy, and he insists on talking to you.
What, are you out of your fucking mind?
He said that if I didn't get you on the phone, that he would leave...
Hello, Lee, it's Clarence. At last, we speak.
First, I want to tell you I'm a big fan of yours.
That's why I want to open Dr. Zhivago in LA.
And I need you and your abilities to distribute it.
I don't know.
Dr. Zhivago is a pretty big movie.
The biggest movie you've dealt with. We're talking a lot of film here.
A man would be an idiot not to be a little cautious about a movie like that.
And, Lee, you're no idiot.
I'm not saying I'm not interested.
It's just, being a distributor is not what I do.
I'm a movie producer, you know?
I'm here to make good movies, nothing more...
and nothing, well, maybe less, sometimes.
Hey!
Choose a fucking lane!
Not you, just an idiot... Don't give me the finger!
I'll fucking have you killed!
So, bottom line is I'm not Paramount.
You know what I'm saying?
I got a select few distributors.
I buy their little movies and I accomplish what I want and I get out of there.
Very business-like, very easy, and very little risk.
We're talking Dr. Zhivago. It'll be packing them in. For a year...
two years you won't have to deal with anybody else's movie but mine.
Nobody's but yours. Well, what's the rush here?
I want to be able to announce the deal at Cannes.
If I had time for a courtship, I would.
I'd take you out, hold your hand, kiss your cheek.
But I'm not in that position.
I need to know right now if you and I are in bed together or not.
If you want my movie, you must come to terms...
with your fear and desire.
Fear and desire, huh, Clarence?
Don't you know that my films have grossed more than $2.8 billion?
Let me talk to Elliot.
- You want to talk to Elliot? - Let me talk to Elliot.
Elliot. He wants to talk to you.
Hi, Lee.
Elliot, where do you know this guy from?
He's a friend of Dick's, remember?
Who the fuck is Dick?
You want me to suck his dick?
Who the fuck is Dick?
Oh, who the fuck is Dick?
Yeah.
My friend. He's in my acting class.
You told him I'm an actor?
Is he any good? Is he talented, or...? Really?
How does Dick know this guy?
They grew up together.
Okay, Wednesday at the hotel, 3:00.
Bring the whole fucking cast.
Elliot, don't call me here anymore, especially not on Sunday, all right?
What did he say?
Just hold on. Shut up for a second.
Hey, you guys. This is what's going to happen.
Three o'clock, Beverly Ambassador, he wants to see everybody. Okay?
And, he'll talk to you. If after talking to you he likes you...
he'll deal with you.
If he doesn't, he'll say, "Fuck you," and walk out of the room.
- Did you tell him I was a...? - Shut up.
And he wants a sample bag.
No problem on all counts.
Great.
Did you tell him I was an actor?
Yes, I told him.
You told him I was good?
Yeah, I lied.
Hi.
- How are you doing? - Oh, pretty good.
- Dick? Dick Richie? - No.
No, he's not here right now.
You live here?
Yes, I do.
You're sort of roommates?
Exactly.
Maybe you can help me, I'm looking for a friend.
Sure.
Clarence Worley from Detroit?
He's hanging with a pretty girl named Alabama?
Yeah, I know them. They've been by here.
- You've seen them? - Yes.
Are they staying here?
No, they're staying at the...
Safari Motor, Motel Inn. Safari Motel.
- Safari Motel. - Yes.
How do you know that? I mean, have you been over there?
No, they were here, and they said they were going to go there.
Then they went.
- Yeah? - Yeah, Safari Motel.
Safari Motel.
You want to watch some TV or something? They might be back.
No, thank you.
Okay.
You take care, I might be back.
Yeah, man. Okay, be cool.
Don't be condescending to me, man. I'll fucking kill you, man.
I'm so proud of you. Did I do my part okay?
Alabama, you were perfect.
Like a ninja?
Like a ninja.
I'm going to go grab us something to eat.
I'll go jump in the tub and get all wet, and slippery, and soapy.
And hop onto that waterbed. And watch X-rated movies...
until you get your ass back into my loving arms.
Hurry back now.
We now return to Bullit already in progress.
Hi.
Hi!
Cigarette?
No.
That's a very nice outfit.
This?
I got this in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Alabama, where's our coke? And where's Clarence?
When's he coming back?
I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room.
My name is Sadie.
We don't have any Coke, but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall.
I don't know anybody named Clarence. Perhaps my husband does.
You can ask him because he'll be home in a minute. He plays football.
He's just at practice.
Give me your hand.
Okay.
You are unbelievably cute.
Thank you. Thanks.
Let me see those eyes.
What a face.
Do me a favor. Turn around for me.
Okay.
No, go the other way.
Okay.
That hurts, don't it?
Get on your feet, sweetie. You ain't hurt that bad.
Now, where's our coke? Where's Clarence?
And when's he comin' back?
Okay.
Fuck you.
Fuck me...
What's the matter, baby, huh?
Can't breathe?
You better get used to that.
Hi.
Smells like hamburgers here.
Tell me, what is the biggest, baddest hamburger you guys got?
Steve's Double Chili Cheeseburger.
Give me two of them bad boys.
Two chili fries. And...
two large Diet Cokes.
Anything else?
Come here.
Look at yourself! Take a good look!
Think your boyfriend would go for that shit?
If you do you're fucking stupid. You know that?
You're a very pretty girl.
But you won't be very pretty for very long.
I'll ask you a fucking question. And you give me the right fucking answer!
Now...
where's my coke?
Turn around. Turn around!
Answer me!
Come on.
You got a lot of heart, kid.
Yeah, that is a great issue.
You gotten to the story on Elvis yet?
No. I hadn't.
That's probably the best piece I've read on Elvis Presley in my entire life.
Look at this.
See, it tries to pin down...
what the attraction is after all these years.
It covers the whole spectrum. Talks to the fans...
people who grew up with him and love his music.
Then, there's the fanatics. Right?
I don't know about you, but they give me the creeps.
Yeah, yeah, I see what you mean.
I mean, look at her.
Looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest.
I don't give a shit if you're fuckin' wired up, or Jack the Ripper.
Remember that guy in Texas?
The guy up in that fucking tower, killed all them people?
I bet you green money, the first little black dot he took a beat on...
that was the bitch of the bunch.
First one is tough. No fucking fooling.
The second one ain't no fuckin' Mardi Gras...
but it's better than the first 'cause you still feel the same thing...
except it's more diluted.
You know, it's better.
I threw up on the first one, you believe that?
Then the third one.
The third one is easy, you level right off.
That's no problem. Now... Shit!
Now, I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change.
I don't fuckin' believe it.
Did you put it under the bed?
Yes.
I can't believe it. You put it under the fucking bed.
I didn't look under the fuckin' bed.
I can't believe you put it there.
I can't believe I didn't look under the bed.
I'm getting fucking old.
Journey's end baby.
Snow at the end of the rainbow.
One less thing I gotta fucking worry about.
This is it, baby.
Moment of truth.
You got a lot of heart, kid, you know that?
You want to play?
Huh? Is that what you want?
You want to play with Daddy?
Come on. Come on I'll give you one shot because I like you.
Stick it in me, baby. Come on stick it in Daddy.
Stick it in me. Go ahead.
Come on!
Motherfucker!
All right. No more Mr. Fucking Nice Guy.
Oh, God!
What do you think of that?
What do you think about that, baby?
Wait! Wait!
What?
Why the fuck are you laughing?
You look ridiculous!
Come here! I look fucking ridiculous!
Get up! Laugh it up!
Come on, laugh it up!
You were in hysterics a minute ago, so laugh!
You like that, don't you?
Fuck you!
Shit!
Fuck!
Motherfucker! Alabama, we gotta go! Jesus Christ!
Come on, darling. We gotta get the fuck out of here!
Come on.
The cops are gonna be here any fucking second!
Fuck!
Fuck, come on!
Fuck!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Get the fuck out of the way!
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
- What? - I don't fucking believe this!
Goddamn it! I knew it! I fucking knew it!
I should have my goddamn head examined for driving like this.
Look Carla... Kandi...
Kandi, you've got to help me.
What can I do?
Take this. Hold this.
What are you? High? No. Put this in your purse.
I won't put that shit in my purse.
He won't search you.
- Now just put it in your bra! - I'm not wearing one.
Please, he's almost here! Just fucking put it in your pants!
No.
You're the one who wanted to drive fast.
Read my lips. No.
Asshole.
- After all I did for you, you whore! - Who the fuck do you think you...?
Hi.
Look, dickhead. It's your bad luck that we caught you speeding...
and it's your bad luck that you had a bag of uncut cocaine.
- Not a little vial. - A fucking baggy.
Hey, you got caught.
It's all fun until you get caught. Now we got you.
Okay, Mr. Elliot, fucking actor, you just made the big time.
- You're no longer an extra... - A bit player.
a supporting actor.
You're a fucking star.
You'll be playing your one-man show...
nightly for the next two fucking years!
For a captive audience.
You'll get out in a few years and meet some old lady.
You'll marry and be understanding to your wife's needs...
because you'll know what it's like to be a woman.
You'll only want to fuck her ass 'cause her pussy won't be tight enough.
Good point, Detective. Right?
Fucking faggot!
Krinkle, this is it, and it's all ours. I mean, talk about falling into something...
Would you shut up! I can't understand shit.
What happened? What are you talking about?
Okay, all right.
Patrol car pulls a guy over for speeding.
Suspect is covered with coke...
so they bring him to me and Nicholson.
Nicholson and I.
What's the difference?
We go to work on him.
We know something is strange 'cause he...
is fucking stupid, and he's got a big bag of coke, and it's uncut.
And you won't believe what he's got to say.
Seems a cop from some department, stole...
$500,000 worth of coke from the property cage...
He sat on the shit for a year and a half.
- Now, the cop's got this weirdo... - Suspect's words.
to front for him.
Our guy, Elliot Blitzer, is making a deal between them and his boss...
big-time fucking movie producer named Lee Donowitz.
He did Coming Home in a Body Bag.
A Vietnam movie?
- Yeah. - Good fucking movie.
Fucking A. Great fucking movie.
So, do you believe him?
I believe he believes him.
This guy is too rattled to be lying.
He'd roll over on his mom, dad, his two-pantied granny...
and the King of Siam if he had anything on him.
This guy was a sissy. This rabbit will do anything not to do any time.
You know what he'll do? He'll wear a wire.
He'll wear a wire?
He'll wear a wire, we talked to him.
Dirty cops, we got to get Internal Affairs on this.
I don't care who you bring in.
You can bring in the state enlisted...
the ghost of Steve McQueen, ten Roman gladiators.
I don't give a shit as long as me and Todd get credit for the bust.
Listen, we found him. We just want the fucking collar.
That's it. End of story.
You got it.
Did I ever tell you how much I hate airports?
See, I used to live by one back in Dearborn, you know.
Really frustrating living next to an airport when you don't got shit.
And all day long I'm seeing and hearing people doing exactly...
what I want to be doing, but couldn't.
What?
Starting new lives, leaving Detroit, vacations, business trips...
fun, fun, fun.
Knowing us, we can jump on any of those planes...
and go anywhere we want. Gives me a whole new outlook.
Love how it works out.
You're not kidding. We got lives to start over.
We should go somewhere where we can start from scratch.
I've been in America all my life.
I'd like to see what TV in other countries is like.
Where do you think we should go, my little turtle dove?
Canc?.
Canc?, why Canc??
It's got a nice ring to it. Sounds like a movie.
Clarence and Alabama Go to Canc?, don't you think?
In my movie, darling, you get top billing.
Don't worry about nothing, all right? It's all going to work out for us.
We deserve it.
You sure that's how you get to the Beverly Ambassador?
Yeah, man, I'm positive.
Let me tell you, if we get lost that's your ass.
Why don't you get out of my beer and get a fucking job?
Yeah, okay.
- Can we go? - We're out the door.
We must meet Elliot in the lobby.
I'll see we got everything.
You all right?
Yes.
- I'm out, Floyd. - Are you here? No, he's not here.
Wait, wait, wait!
Come on, Dick!
Somebody here for me.
Hello?
Hey. Hi, Catherine, I was just walkin' out...
What?
Serious?
She said that?
What did she say? Come on, okay?
Yo, Catherine, thank you, thank you.
I'm going to talk to you tomorrow. All right?
We got to go.
I got the part.
Wow!
I got the part.
That's perfect. That's great. That's wonderful.
Didn't even want a callback.
That's cool, way to go!
I got a 7:00 call.
That's great. Come on, let's go.
I want to hear all about it, okay? Come on.
Hey, Clarence!
What?
Nothing. Forget it.
All right, come on.
Hey, get some beer...
and some cleaning products.
I'm losing a fucking fortune over here.
You talkin' to me, you fucking wop, you?
Put your jacket on. Put your jacket on.
- Ready? - Yeah.
Put your jacket on. One sleeve at a time.
It's a big game, now, Elliot.
- It's okay, come on. You all right? - No.
Elliot, look at me. Look at me. You comfortable?
Am I comfortable? I've got a...
like a, brick in my scrotum.
That's the best place for it, okay?
They won't search your balls.
You think they might see this?
No. It's okay. When you stand up, it'll be okay.
- Elliot. - Yeah?
Say something.
Okay. Hi. How are you?
My name is Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America.
We're, we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.
- Just talk regular, Elliot. - I'm sorry.
Elliot, stop fucking around.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
You get that shit?
Remember, we'll be right down the hall monitoring you.
And if somebody does something you can't hear...
like puts a gun to my fucking eye?
- We've done this a thousand times. - We know what we're doing.
Okay? We're the best at... Now, listen. No fucking around.
Anything happens, we'll be there like fucking gangbusters?
You must remember something.
You don't want to go to jail, right?
No. I don't want to go to jail.
So, what do we got to do?
We got to put your boss in jail, okay?
You do that, and you got to show in court, beyond any reasonable doubt...
that this respectable man in the Hollywood community...
is dealing cocaine.
We must prove it, and you must do it.
That's what we're doing here.
You're going to be okay, you won't get hurt.
Okay? So what you got to do is to get him...
to admit on tape, all right?
That he's buying this coke. Okay, champ?
- Get a hold of yourself. - Okay.
I'm going to get some coffee.
Alabama, you really got that playing basketball?
Yes, I got an elbow right in the eye. Then...
I got hurled the ball when I'm not looking.
Wham!
Right in my face.
You should be careful.
I should.
What the fuck did you bring that for?
In case.
In case of what?
I don't know, what do you want me to say?
Look, Clarence, Lee Donowitz is not a pimp.
I know that, but one thing this week has taught me...
it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
There he is.
Elliot, your motivation is to stay out of jail.
Easy, easy, easy.
- Hi. - Hi.
- I guess it's about that time. - Yeah.
Here we go.
You're an actor. Act, motherfucker.
- Elliot. - Yeah?
Get on your knees.
Oh, no.
What?
- I said get on your knees! - What the fuck?
Shut the fuck up! I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You think I'm pretty fucking stupid, don't you? Don't you?
No? Don't you fucking lie to me, you motherfucker!
He's bluffing you, Elliot. Can't you see that?
I want to hear you say...
"You are, without a doubt... "
- What's wrong? - Shut up!
Say it! I want to hear you say it!
"You are, without a doubt, the dumbest fucker...
"... I've ever seen on this planet".
- Say it! - Dumb fucker.
- Apparently, I'm not as dumb... - He didn't do nothing!
I'm not as dumb as you fucking think I am, am I?
What the fuck is waiting for us up there?
What the fuck's waiting for us?
He's going to shoot him.
Tell me, or I'll pump two in your face right here and now.
He's not going to shoot him.
Motherfuck!
He's going to shoot him.
Like Nick Curry said, "If I'm wrong...
"... I'll fucking apologize, all right?"
Something's amiss, I feel it.
If anything strange goes down, you'll be the first one shot.
He didn't do anything, what are you...
Shut up! I'll blow this motherfucker away.
Fuck you!
I wish somebody would come and get me because I don't like this anymore!
Get a hold of yourself, you fucking sissy!
I really wish somebody would just come and take me away! Just take me away!
Hang in there, Elliot, goddamn it!
I can't take this, I'm sorry, but I just can't!
I wish somebody would just come to my rescue...
and everything will be all right.
- Elliot. Elliot. - What?
I'm sorry, all right?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Friends?
What the fuck is with this guy?
Quit playing around.
I wasn't playing around, I just had to be sure.
That's all, that's all. I'm sure now, okay?
I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to scare you.
Oh, man, I like this Clarence kid, this fucking guy is crazy.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Are you Dick Richie?
No.
Do you know a Clarence Worley?
Yes.
- Do you know where we can find him? - Yes, I do.
Well, where?
At the Beverly Ambassador.
Where's that?
Well...
You go...
- No. - Yeah, go down...
You guys want to smoke a bowl, or...
Oh. Go down Beachwood...
and drive awhile, and then you gotta turn right, okay?
And then you go, and you keep driving and you keep driving.
Hello, Elliot.
Monty.
Are these your friends?
Yeah, yeah, you could say that.
Everybody, this is Monty.
Hi. Come on in. Lee's in the can, he'll be out in a quick.
Holy shit, look at this. Do you believe this?
It's a helicopter.
Sorry, it's nothing personal.
Clarence.
There'll be no need to search me, daredevil.
All you'll find is this right here.
Now what compelled you to bring that along?
The same thing that compelled you guys...
to bring heavy artillery to a business meeting.
I'll take that.
Well, you're going to have to.
Oh. Hi.
Everybody's here.
Elliot. Who's who?
That's Dick on the end there.
Oh, that's Dick.
Elliot tells me you're quite gifted.
And, yeah, Alabama in the middle.
Hello.
Clarence on the end.
Lee, this guy is...
Boris, please. I'm meeting people now.
Mr. Donowitz?
Come on. Don't insult me, just call me "Lee".
- Lee. - Boris, shut the fuck up!
Come on, everybody, don't be shy. Come on in.
Okay, Lee?
- Lee. - Lee.
That's right, Lee.
I just gotta tell you, I really am a big fan.
Coming Home In a Body Bag is my favorite movie.
After Apocalypse Now, I think it's the best Vietnam movie ever made.
Wow. Thank you very much, Clarence.
- Lee. - What?
This guy is packing.
Really.
Well, I mean, I've been pretty scared about this whole thing.
I'm fairly confident you're here to do business, so look.
I don't want to be a wise guy.
If you want, I'll lay my gun on the table. It's up to you.
No, I don't think that's necessary.
Boris, be nice. Make everybody some coffee. Okay?
- A pleasure to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
Honey, sit down. Relax, relax.
Elliot, you look like shit.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I mean, it's completely disgusting.
If I could get a quick signature, it would be great.
Whatever Bonnie wants.
Like my dailies, there, Clar?
Is that what these are?
- You like them? - They're great.
They better be, they cost me enough.
What did that day cost me?
$357,000.
Elliot, I swear to God, somebody is stealing from me.
What's this one called, anyway?
It's a sequel to Body Bag.
Really?
We don't have a title yet, but what does Joe like?
Body Bags Two.
Oh. That's imaginative.
I've got more taste in my penis.
This guy is really fucking funny.
Most of these movies that win a lot of Oscars, I can't stand them.
They're safe, geriatric, coffee-table dog shit, you know?
We park our cars in the same garage.
It's all right.
All they make are unwatchable movies from unreadable books.
Mad Max, that's a movie.
The Good The Bad And The Ugly...
Rio Bravo, those are movies.
And Coming Home in a Body Bag, that was a movie.
It was the only movie that won Oscars with balls...
I mean, since Deerhunter.
I don't believe you.
What, do you like a little coffee with your sugar, or what?
Lee, I'm not satisfied until the spoon stands straight up.
Give me a coffee, will you?
My uncle Roger and my uncle Jerry, who were in Nam...
saw Coming Home in a Body Bag.
They said that's the most accurate Vietnam film...
they had ever seen.
I'll tell you. When veterans in that war say that about my project...
it makes the whole thing worthwhile. Here's to you.
My friend, oops, I just met you.
You know why? I think because we got the same interests.
And you know what I'd like to do right now?
I'd like to see Dr. Zhivago.
Where is it?
Is there a fucking doctor in the house, or what?
Hang on a second.
When you see this, you are going to shit.
I better.
- What's the guy's name? - Donowitz.
Lee, that's all practically uncut. If you so desire...
you can cut that a lot more.
Don't worry, I'll desire.
Get me another cup of coffee, will you?
Me, too, Boris.
I have to hand it to you, Clarence, this is not nose garbage.
This is quality stuff.
Perfect merchandise. The only trouble is...
when I'm offered a deal that's too good to be true...
it's because it's a lie.
Convince me you're on the level.
Convince him.
If he don't bite, we have nothing but possession.
We got lots of sandwich shit back there, make something.
We got pastrami, nice rye... Anybody want anything?
You, got any aspirin?
Yeah, sure. Get him that.
Well, Lee, it's like this.
You're getting this bargain because I don't know what I'm doing.
You're used to dealing with professionals which I'm not. I'm a rank amateur.
What the fuck is going on? What's going on, Joe?
I can take that, sell it a little at a time...
and make a hell of a lot more money.
What's going on, Joe?
Elliot's too far away.
Look, this is the whole ball game, this is the fucking ball game!
I'm not saying that you're a drug dealer, but you're a fucking movie producer.
And you got access to all kinds of money and shit like that.
Shit. Oh, Joe...
you are fucking killing me. - Wait, wait.
There, wait, quiet.
Now, I can't get a million for it, but you can.
So I'll sell it to you for $200,000. You go make a million with it.
Shit, it's all found money to me anyway, you know?
There he is.
Me and my wife, we're minimum-wage kids, you know?
$200,000. It means the world to us.
Elliot tells me that you're fronting for a dirty cop.
Elliot wasn't supposed to tell you anything.
He's not a dirty cop, he's a good cop.
He saw his chance and he took it, that's all.
Why does he trust you?
Well, we grew up together, that's why.
If you don't know shit, then why does he think that you can sell it?
I bullshitted him.
You're nuts!
He's a wild man, this kid, Clarence. I like him.
- You're wild, I love it. - Hey, Lee.
I love this guy, he bullshitted him, you believe this kid? I love him.
Elliot, I love this kid. Monty, get the money.
That's it, fellas, let's get these son of a bitches.
Now wait, wait. I completely forgot, excuse me.
- What's your part in this again? - I'm his wife.
Oh, you're the wife, right.
Clarence, Clarence.
What, did you beat her?
No, she got that playing basketball.
- What's the matter with you? - I'm sorry.
Why are you here?
I'm an actor.
Dick, if you were just a fucking actor, you would never have got in the room.
I'm friends with Elliot.
He's your friend? You got problems.
All right.
It's all right. Elliot knows me.
Elliot, here.
Call Joe and tell him that the production manager reports...
he's taking 30 cents of every dollar...
and putting it in his pocket.
Don't you want to count your money?
No, she can count it. I'm going to the bathroom.
Give it to her.
I gotta hand it to you, Clarence.
- I was cool? - Man, you were cooler than cool.
Oh, my God, I forgot my fucking vest.
Stupid.
Cody, on three.
One. Two. Three!
Put your guns down!
Get down on the floor!
Drop your gun!
Drop your guns and back away!
Both of you put the fucking guns on the floor now!
Fuck you!
All you pigs! Put your guns on the floor!
Monty! Are you, nuts? Do what they say!
This is your last chance!
Fuck you, this is your last chance!
Boris.
We could kill you all and you know it.
Get down on the fucking floor!
Boris, shut the fuck up! We're all going to die here, these are cops.
So, they're cops. Who gives a shit!
Hey, Lee, something I never told you. I hate fucking cops!
All right, let's be nice guys, come on.
Let's be nice. We don't want anyone to die.
You look like a blond Frankenstein.
Put your gun down, you son of a bitch!
211?
Yeah, 211.
Here you go, Mad Dog.
Holy shit!
Motherfucker!
Who are these guys?
Put your fucking guns down! Put 'em down!
Put 'em down motherfucker!
Fuck you!
Put the fucking guns down.
How do you really think I'm doing with Lee?
Are you kidding man, he loves you.
You don't think I'm kissing his ass, do you?
You're saying what he wants to hear.
That ain't the same as kissing his ass.
I saw Coming Home in a Body Bag, I loved it, I'm not lying to him.
No, that's why it's not ass-kissing.
What you're doing is genuine.
And he knows it.
I like you, Clarence.
Always have.
Always will.
Put them down now!
Put 'em down!
Put those guns down, motherfuckers!
Officer Dimes. Officer Dimes.
Put 'em down, motherfucker! Put 'em down!
Officer Dimes!
What?
Officer Dimes!
What?
This has nothing to do with me anymore, right?
Okay.
So, I'm just going to leave.
And you guys just settle this by yourselves.
Just shut up and stay the fuck put, Elliot!
How do you know his name?
Why the fuck did he know your name?
You little piece of shit!
You can forget about acting for the next 20 years!
Your fucking career is over!
Take your fuckin' SAG card and burn it!
You little cocksucker!
I treated you like a son! You fucking stabbed me in the heart!
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Motherfucker, don't touch him! Motherfucker!
Fuck you!
Cody!
Clarence!
Sweetie!
Baby!
Okay, you with the shotgun, behind the couch! Come out!
Screw yourself in the ass!
The guy is a wop!
I said come out from behind the couch, you ginny. Now!
Son of a whore!
I said to come out from behind the couch. Okay? Capisce?
Wait, wait...
Nice and slow!
Here I come.
Shit! The guy hit me.
Son of a bitch shot me!
Sweetie!
Don't you die on me.
You're going to be okay.
I need an ambulance!
Fuck you! I'll blow this bitch's brains to kingdom come!
I need an ambulance!
Shut up.
Fuck you, I'm bleeding!
I'll call you a hearse.
This is for Cody.
Fuck you!
Honey, you're alive!
I can't see.
Honey, you have blood in your eye. Come on.
Fuck you! I want a car. Take me to the airport!
And I want it full of gas!
And a million bucks! Small bills! And fast!
I am going to do this bitch, motherfuckers!
Amid the chaos of that day...
when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots...
and all I could smell was the violence in the air...
I look back and am amazed...
that my thoughts were so clear and true.
That three words went through my mind endlessly.
Repeating themselves like a broken record.
You're so cool.
And sometimes Clarence asks me what would I have done if he had died.
If that bullet had been two inches more to the left.
To this, I always smile.
As if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response.
But I always do.
I tell him of how I would want to die.
But that the anguish and the want of death would fade...
like the stars at dawn.
And that things would be much like they are now.
Perhaps.
Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son...
Elvis.